Kia kitea me pēhea i huri ai au i taku uiuitanga kino hei kōrero whakahihiri mā te whakatika i aku pūkenga kōrero me te angitu i tāku mahi moemoeā!
Taku Mahi Nui i te Haerenga Whakawhiti (Me Pehea I Te Hoki Ki Te Pātea!)
OMG hoa, waihohia e au te pātea mō te wāhanga tino whakama, engari ka huri i te ao o taku mahi! 🫣 Ka mohio koe i ngā wā ka whakaaro koe kāore e taea e koe te whakahaere i ngā mea katoa, ā, ka pā mai te ao me te hihiri huri? Āe, ko tēnei te kaituhi o ngā pūrākau pērā.
Te Awa Haere Pānui
Whakahiahia tēnei: I tae mai taku kōtiro ki te wawata i te whakawhiti i tētahi o ngā kaipūkaha mō te āhua ki Miami. Ka kōrero tātou mō te kamupene kei te mau tonu i te rāua kaitā te āhua i South Beach. Kua whai ahau ki to rātou haerenga mai i te wā i riro ai rātou hei kōtiro iti, ā, ināianei kei te whānui rātou haere i te motu. Te tūranga? Kaiwhakahaere Rautaki Hātepe Pāpori – ko te mahi tino hiahia i ahau!
Te Pōako I Tēnei Wā
I tango au i ngā rangi e whakarite ana. Tōku kāinga? Te tino pai – he pēnā whakarite me āku mea paerewa rauemi. Tōku kūwaha? Ahi! I riro au i ngā whakaahua o āku pāti pai, ngā reiti hono ka pā mai i a ia, ā, he whakaaturanga nui kei te taraiwa atu.
Engari ko reira te wā ka riro... pātea. 💀
Te Hē Pehi
I haere au ki te rūma hui, e pērā ana ahau hei te kaiwhakataetae, engari i te wā e whakatuwhera ana i taku mangai ki te whakakī i a au, ka pā mai. Ko ia tāpiri e pā ana ki te "pērā," "ā," kāore anō "ka mōhio." I pai au hei taane hē!
"Nā te mea kāore, he tino hiahia ahau ki te, ā, ngana ki te hanga i ngā ihirangi ka, ka mōhiotia e te Gen Z..."
E te hoa, ka kite ahau i te āhua o te kaiwhakarite ka huri. I te tīmatanga, ka tīmata te mea whakawhanaunga ki meka ko ia, ka huri i te ao ki te awangawanga me te māmā e raru ana. I piki te pōraka ki a au ka pā tētai!
Te Karanga o te Kōkiri
I muri mai i taua po, ka riro mai te "kia ora koe mō tō wā, engari..." īmēra. I pouri ahau. Engari, kaua e whakamā, kātahi anō ka huri ahau i tenei L hei wāhanga ako.
Te Whakapakari Whaihua
I te wā e mātai ana i TikTok (e ngā tangata kāore e tūreiti i te raru mahi), ka kitea e au tētahi ataata e pā ana ki te kōrero ngaio. Ko te kaiwhakanao e whakahuahia ana i tēnei taputapu whakamīharo ka taea e ia te tango i ngā kupu haumi i tō kōrero. He rite ki te kimi i tētahi wāhi tutu ki te whakapiri i ō kōrero!
Te Haere Whakatū
I tīmata ahau ki te whakaharatau i tenei taputapu i ia rā. Ka tuhinga ia i tāu reo, ā, ka whakamahi i te AI ki te tango i aua kupu pātea e kāore e mōhiotia ana. Ko te mea pai? He pēnei me te whai i te kaiako korero rawa e kore e ngaro ngā pā ki te whakarongo ki a koe.
Enei te mea i ako ahau i taku haerenga:
- Ko ngā kupu pātea ka pā mai mai i te māngo kaore e mau i ngā wā meinga
- Ko ngā wā whakaongaonga kāore i mate kāore e ngaro e āta te whakahaere
- Ka āta hui hui ka āwhina koe i te whakakore i te kōrero
- Ka takoto i a koe anō he pērā i te whakakū i ngā āhuatanga NEW
Te Tū Whakahoki
I a au e rere ana i te toru wiki o ngā whakamahere iahiko, ā, ko te mea pātea? I riro mai tētahi atu wāhi – i tēnei wā ki te kāinga rahi āhua!
Ko te rerekētanga? Matariki me te ahurei, hoa!
Engari kaua e pā ana ki "ā," "kua" i ia tīmatanga, ka kōrero au me te kāinga. I te wā e hiahia ana au ki te wāhi ki te whakawhānui, ka tango ahau i tetahi wā pōtahi kāore i whakakī waha ki te raru. Ko te kaiwhakahaere e tino piki ana ki te wahi e pā ana ki āku kōrero!
Te Huringa Pātea
Kāore noa i rīhaina te hē, engari nāna i kī atu ki ngā "pūmanawa kōrero e whakakitea ana" i roto i te reta tuku! Ka taea e tāua te kōrero e pakari o te waa? 👏
Ngā Akoranga mō ngā Kōtiro (Me te Katoa!)
Anei ngā mea e hiahia ana au ki te tango mai i taku pūrākau:
- Ka taea e ngā kupu pātea te pā mai ki te hāngai me āwhina
- Ko te mōhio he wāhanga tuatahi ki te whakapai
- Ka taea e ngā taputapu tika te whakamahi ki te whakangahara whakaatu ake
- Ka tuhinga i a koe anō he pātea engari he mea wātea
- Ko te pono e mohiotia mai i te whakarite me te whakaharatau
Te Tuhinga
Tirohia, e te hoa, ka whai au i ngā kupu e pātai ana i a au i te wā e pā mai ana. Mo etahi, ko "pērā," mo ētahi atu, ko "he tino" rānei "he hāngai." Ko te taputapu he wātaka kāore he mana te tuku i kōrero atu – ko te tahu ki ngā mea kāore e hiahiatia.
Ā, kāore e pā ana ki te mea hoki tuhinga, e waiho ana, he rerekē mai te mea e hiahiatia ana ki te tīmata te Māori! Ko te taputapu i kōrero ahau i te tīmatanga ka tunu i āku hoa e te whakakīāome e pā ana ki ngā hui, whakaaturanga, me ngā mōhiohio TikTok. Ka tino piki anō ngā pātuhe e te kōrero ki te भोजपुरी!
Te Mutunga Hari
I tēnei rā, e kopaki ana ahau i tāku tūranga hou, i te whāngai i ngā rautaki īharo e tino pā mai ana, ā, ka mōhio ahau kāhore e raru kāore i te hui. Ā, ahakoa e kite āku kupu kāore e pātea, ka mohiotia au hei whakamātau.
Kia mōhio ngā hoa, ko ngā "ā" katoa me ngā "pērā" e taea te huri hei wāhanga awa. E rerekē ana ō kupu, kāore e mōhiotia ana! Ā, ki te whakarite ana koe mō te whakawhiti hoki, whakamātau enei mōhiohio kāore he huarahi aneh. Whakatū manakore tēnā, ka tino pā mai te hé mā te mutunga! ✨
Inā, tukuna mai te pātea – ko tēhea te pūrākau i te whakawhitinga i mongāiri? Whakauru ki ngā kōrero i raro! Ā, kāore e wareware ki te whai i ngā kōrero mō ngā whakaharutanga kāore he mea mau! 💕
